He Might Be A D-Bag If...

On the Playhouse this morning we asked the question "What makes a douchebag?!?". And thanks to all of our listeners we came up with this pretty amazing and "douchey" list!! So here it is, you might be a douchebag if...

-You wear your sunglasses inside or at night

-You actually pop your collar

-You still frost your tips

-You take up two parking spots because you don't want door dings

-You still wear your zuba pants

-You wear your visor upside down or hat sideways

-Your computer wallpaper is a naked girl

-You've worn just a wife beater anywhere

-You buy pre-ripped jeans because you like the look

-You wear affliction shirts

-You wear your hat backwards while wearing sunglasses

-You can hear your pickup ten blocks away

-You make the "duck face" and throw up the backwards peace sign in pictures

-You spend more time at the gym than you do at your job

-You bathe in axe body spray

-You wear white sunglasses

-Your Hollister shirt would be snug on a kindergartner

-You're not wearing a shirt in your facebook profile picture

-You wear a baseball hat with a flat brim

-You are on a date but still flirt with other women

-You acknowledge other guys as "brah" instead of "bro"

-Your schedule is actually GTL

-You like your car more than your girlfriend

-You wear your pants below your butt

-You don't have a job but mooch off your girlfriend

-You wear shell necklaces

-You supply the sperm but not the finances

-You still have bikini girl posters on your walls

-You wear more hair gel than someone on the Jersey Shore

and finally

You might be a douchebag if your v-neck shirt goes lower than your girlfriends